The Wizard is in. The Warrior is also in. Don't ask where the rogue is.

existentialismandmakeup:

miikachu:

onlylolgifs:

High Five New York

See? Now this is a prank. Something silly and good intentioned and actually funny. Not groping poor, unsuspecting girls.

iwriteaboutfeminism:

Ferguson residents return for another day of protesting to find that overnight the police had ripped up their signs and threw them in the dumpster. 

September 27th

pushtheheart:

anadventurerisborn:

pushtheheart

MOTHS ✿♬゚+.(。◡‿◡)♪.+゚♬✿

pureshock3:

ijustreallylikeramenokay:

iteleport:

I never thought a selfie can be used against me in these ways! Good thing I don’t post selfies. 

IMO it has some good points, although it goes a little too far. So many people screw up cause of the whereabouts item, but mainly cause they are stupid. Don’t blame selfie for that. 

this isn’t really about selfies and more about how stupidity can be used against you…

moral of the story: don’t be a dumbass

doodlemancy:

I get pumped around the end of August. WHAT YOU ARE SEEING IS RESTRAINT

fromthemindofatwentyorotherlycan:

tuiteyfruityundead:

toddystuck:

elvenkingthrandy:

thecumbercookieaboveallothers:

mindtriggers:

THIS WILL BE SUCH A LONG MARATHON AND I AM SO READY

That’s prob about 12 hours

extended lotr alone is 11 hours and 22 minutes.

LOTR Extended = 681 minutesHobbit 1 Extended = 182 minutesHobbit 2 Extended = approx. 186 minutesLet’s say Hobbit 3 Extended is at least 185 minutes
The full marathon run time will be around 1234 minutes, or 20 hours 30 minutes.

#perfect that leaves 3 and a half hours for snack runs and pee breaks

now how long would be a marathon of the entire Marvel Cinematic Universe?

fromthemindofatwentyorotherlycan:

tuiteyfruityundead:

toddystuck:

elvenkingthrandy:

thecumbercookieaboveallothers:

mindtriggers:

THIS WILL BE SUCH A LONG MARATHON AND I AM SO READY

That’s prob about 12 hours

extended lotr alone is 11 hours and 22 minutes.

LOTR Extended = 681 minutes
Hobbit 1 Extended = 182 minutes
Hobbit 2 Extended = approx. 186 minutes
Let’s say Hobbit 3 Extended is at least 185 minutes

The full marathon run time will be around 1234 minutes, or 20 hours 30 minutes.

now how long would be a marathon of the entire Marvel Cinematic Universe?

bubblexscum:

Actually crying.

bubblexscum:

Actually crying.

the-goddamazon:

mysoulhasgrowndeep-liketherivers:

sluttytroye:

communismkills:

trueemergence:

omg damn

IS THIS REAL.

nokia ad is killing me

It’s a cold world

APPLE IS GETTING ROASTED TO A CRISP OMG LMFAOOOOOOO

Why do you people have to make everything about race???

  • White Europeans decided to colonize the rest of the world. They enslaved, massacred, segregated, displaced, tortured, disenfranchised, and raped other racial groups. They stole land, resources, and art. They put other races in zoos and death camps. They destroyed written and pictorial history. They suppressed the religions of other races. They dehumanized us. They refused to teach the history of these atrocities in their schools. They refused to acknowledge the achievements of other races. They used the theory of their racial superiority as their excuse. All social institutions reflect this history. All affected racial groups are still feeling the aftereffects of this. So it tends to come up a lot.
    Long answer:
  • Please shut up.
    Short answer:

kammartinez:

Author John Scalzi was on a roll this morning (currently 7:14 AM, 26 Sept. 2014) with a tweet he found from some guy sending out an “ultimatum” to women to “make a choice” between feminism and, well, men like him. So Scalzi launched into a truly magnificent set of scorchers, which I’m posting here for the delectation of people everywhere.

Also: I would like to thank that guy for setting the ultimatum. It makes finding a boyfriend so much easier when the undesirable ones wear a placard identifying themselves.

maghrabiyya:

maghrabiyya:

what do u think does she look more like a husky or a labrador

in the huskador tag nd i find an old picture of my baby
reblogging cus this is important

I can’t help you but tis very cute

maghrabiyya:

maghrabiyya:

what do u think does she look more like a husky or a labrador

in the huskador tag nd i find an old picture of my baby

reblogging cus this is important

I can’t help you but tis very cute

piddlefiggy:

omg i wanna pet a blow fish

piddlefiggy:

omg i wanna pet a blow fish

sammiwolfe:

pilgrimstateofmind:

ATTENTION FOR A SECOND, YO: Real talk, this animal (the Ordovician Helmet crab, aka the Horseshoe crab, aka the Atlantic’s most at-risk shelled animal) is of a species that is close to 450 million years old. They are considered endangered, and often wash up on the shores of Long Island (this big lady crab was at TR park in Oyster Bay)Note: these animals are often used to extract their blue blood and cure diseases. They help the ocean out big time. And they are one of the longest-surviving species on the planet. They’re washing up and people don’t think to/are scared to save them because of their deceivingly harmless barbs. Take note, friends. Their barbs are NOT stingers. They cannot hurt you. Their pinchers aren’t pinchers, they’re just little legs that are actually really soft! The barb tail they have is actually what they use to stick into the ocean floor or the sand when waves knock them over or they flip onto their backs by accident. And you can help them out by flipping them back over very quickly and helping them scuttle back into the water if you see them struggling. This is way important. Just call me the Sarah McLachlan of horseshoe crabs.

Hey everyone, as someone who grew up with horseshoe crabs literally everywhere I’d like to bring your attention to these fine, prehistoric bottom-feeders. Growing up in Gerritsen Beach (In Brooklyn, NY) meant seeing dozens upon dozens of horseshoe crabs trapped in fishing lines and shredded sandbags, stuck above the high-tide marks during low tide, and sometimes washed up on the rocks. Which led to probably hundreds of hours cutting them loose every summer during the mating seasons. Horseshoe crabs are 10000% harmless to you and can be easily handled (just don’t dangle them from their tails (known as a telson); that’s painful and you may accidentally rip the tail off and they’ll have to wait until their next molt to grow a new one!).
If you see a horseshoe crab on the beach, gently nudge it with your foot. Most of them will respond by waving their telson around. If it doesn’t respond, flip it over to check for moving limbs. If you suspect it is tangled and can’t move and you can’t bring it straight to the water because of this get a bucket of sea water and slowly pour it over the book gills and legs. As you work to untangle these rad critters, which are actually more closely related to spiders than crabs, pour more water over it periodically until you can return it to the ocean. However, during the mating season horseshoe crabs will attach together, with the large female toting around a smaller male behind her, and bury themselves in sand and mud to lay their eggs. Do not dig up these horseshoe crabs unless you are absolutely sure that they are stuck above the high tide mark. If you see dozens of beached horseshoe crabs but none of them are clinging together and the tide is going out, please do your part and turn them back in the direction of the water. Place them at the water’s edge and let them decide which direction they want to go in to be absolutely sure that they aren’t stranded accidentally.
Horseshoe crabs cannot bite you, and their “pincers” are really just for picking up food and don’t hurt if they try to grab you. They may be a little intimidating-looking but they are harmless and will be grateful for your help.

Just look at all those friendly legs waiting to tickle you in thanks for helping them not die a slow death of baking in the sun and getting eaten by gulls and other sea birds!
Please, protect our bottom feeding horseshoe crabs at all costs. Yes their blood has important medicinal value, being copper-based unlike our iron-based blood, but overharvesting them can have devastating effects on our underwater ecosystems. When being harvested for blood they should actually be returned to the ocean after taking a little, rather than bled dry

sammiwolfe:

pilgrimstateofmind:

ATTENTION FOR A SECOND, YO: 

Real talk, this animal (the Ordovician Helmet crab, aka the Horseshoe crab, aka the Atlantic’s most at-risk shelled animal) is of a species that is close to 450 million years old. They are considered endangered, and often wash up on the shores of Long Island (this big lady crab was at TR park in Oyster Bay)

Note: these animals are often used to extract their blue blood and cure diseases. They help the ocean out big time. And they are one of the longest-surviving species on the planet. They’re washing up and people don’t think to/are scared to save them because of their deceivingly harmless barbs. 

Take note, friends. Their barbs are NOT stingers. They cannot hurt you. Their pinchers aren’t pinchers, they’re just little legs that are actually really soft! The barb tail they have is actually what they use to stick into the ocean floor or the sand when waves knock them over or they flip onto their backs by accident. And you can help them out by flipping them back over very quickly and helping them scuttle back into the water if you see them struggling. 

This is way important. Just call me the Sarah McLachlan of horseshoe crabs.

Hey everyone, as someone who grew up with horseshoe crabs literally everywhere I’d like to bring your attention to these fine, prehistoric bottom-feeders. Growing up in Gerritsen Beach (In Brooklyn, NY) meant seeing dozens upon dozens of horseshoe crabs trapped in fishing lines and shredded sandbags, stuck above the high-tide marks during low tide, and sometimes washed up on the rocks. Which led to probably hundreds of hours cutting them loose every summer during the mating seasons. Horseshoe crabs are 10000% harmless to you and can be easily handled (just don’t dangle them from their tails (known as a telson); that’s painful and you may accidentally rip the tail off and they’ll have to wait until their next molt to grow a new one!).

If you see a horseshoe crab on the beach, gently nudge it with your foot. Most of them will respond by waving their telson around. If it doesn’t respond, flip it over to check for moving limbs. If you suspect it is tangled and can’t move and you can’t bring it straight to the water because of this get a bucket of sea water and slowly pour it over the book gills and legs. As you work to untangle these rad critters, which are actually more closely related to spiders than crabs, pour more water over it periodically until you can return it to the ocean. However, during the mating season horseshoe crabs will attach together, with the large female toting around a smaller male behind her, and bury themselves in sand and mud to lay their eggs. Do not dig up these horseshoe crabs unless you are absolutely sure that they are stuck above the high tide mark. If you see dozens of beached horseshoe crabs but none of them are clinging together and the tide is going out, please do your part and turn them back in the direction of the water. Place them at the water’s edge and let them decide which direction they want to go in to be absolutely sure that they aren’t stranded accidentally.

Horseshoe crabs cannot bite you, and their “pincers” are really just for picking up food and don’t hurt if they try to grab you. They may be a little intimidating-looking but they are harmless and will be grateful for your help.

Just look at all those friendly legs waiting to tickle you in thanks for helping them not die a slow death of baking in the sun and getting eaten by gulls and other sea birds!

Please, protect our bottom feeding horseshoe crabs at all costs. Yes their blood has important medicinal value, being copper-based unlike our iron-based blood, but overharvesting them can have devastating effects on our underwater ecosystems. When being harvested for blood they should actually be returned to the ocean after taking a little, rather than bled dry

tentacles-and-stardust:

tentacles-and-stardust:

http://www.gofundme.com/dfy5j4

So as some of you know, I’ve spent the past year and a half making custom painted and handmade items (made to order). Due to the super long waits for customers and issues with shipping (causing me to make items multiple times and losing out on money for supplies AND shipping ((Matt and I did the math and it came out to 300$+ that I lost))) I’ve decided that I’d like to start over and try and make and sell ONLY ready made things, so that I can lessen shipping time and have a much bigger selection to choose from (And do what I’ve always dreamed to do from home!).

The only issue with that is not having the money to buy the supplies up front, when previously I was having to post my custom items for much more than needed so that I could buy the supplies for the item and make it/send it out. Causing customers to have to wait for me to get supplies and make things before being able to ship it out, which caused a huge amount of frustration and loss of money on both sides (And ridiculous waiting times at times).

If I can get this jumpstart I need, then I not only will be able to put things up for cheaper, but there will be no wait time for the customers!

I also want to branch out what I make, and in gaining some money from this first bunch of things sold, I can then afford to buy even more supplies and branch out into bigger/better and a more variety of things!

~List of Things I Want to Sell in My Store Starting Out~

:: BJD accessories (Antlers, horns, tentacles, etc etc)

:: Handmade different types horns, antlers (Including Icy/clear ones), tentacles (For your hair and as horns), mushroom/forest horns, hair accessories for humans

:: Dread sets (In all sorts of awesome shades!)

And that’s just starting, once I can establish a standing, then there will be MUCH more things, including respirators, Pastel Goth accessories, and apocalyptic clothing! :D

On my GoFundMe Page I have a list of supplies I need to start out, including their price and my Amazon Wishlist link (ALL supplies things, nothing else) so you can get an idea of specifics or if you’d like to help me out by buying the things out front.

~~~~ I also have rewards for different amounts donated! Including discounts and free stuff from my store when I add the new stuff!

EVERY little bit helps, including as little as .50 cents.
I know that a ton of you CAN’T help, but even if you can help spread the word and reblog this for me, it would mean more than words could EVER express! <333

:D :D